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00 Demotivational Poster


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

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DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


1900 Germans imagine year 2000 -


TAGS: 1900 2000
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:27 am
No-thanks! Having to push an internal-combustion powered car when it runs out of fuel is hard enough... and I don't need someone getting on my case over cutting-down their tree.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:48 am
This is so Steampunk, it's awesome. I kinda wish they had been right, imagine living in a Steampunk world!


VEGETA -


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Prize Gotti

HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


100 PERCENT - Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny


TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.45/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm

I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this photochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.
sickartist - December 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
coulrophobia is the irrational fear of evil clowns. 5L for proving I'm not paranoid.


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


THIS... IS.... LIISSAAAA -




HAIL - to the Chief


TAGS: 5000 posters congrats to cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

SimpleScion - September 21, 2010, 9:22 am
LOL, their expressions in the bottom pic. 5L.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 10:37 pm
Huh, huh. You said 'passed'. Huh, huh. 5L.
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:18 pm
PERFECT! Sadly can only give a 5
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 9:54 pm
I love it! Thanks Airman You made Mike Judge proud
Airman - September 20, 2010, 5:14 pm
well, math and Beavis..
Zook - September 20, 2010, 5:13 pm
30000 boobs is a gross underestimate
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Nice one airman. 5L


THE KITTY POOL -




SAY THERE TOM -




Divorce is not the only option -


TAGS: 004
Rating: 3.81/5

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THIS IS TOKYO !!! -


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.


EDUCATION - Feed a bear, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to use a cub as bait, he eats for a lifetime.


TAGS: 006
Rating: 4.33/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:38 am
NEVER mess with Cubby. You won't live to regret it.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
great debut! 5 idiot tourist for your lunch.


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!




PURRRRFECTION -


TAGS: 08 20 2009 poster fodder challenge
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - August 20, 2009, 8:50 pm

this is so shopped....I mean really...only two cat-nips?


DRUNK MOUSE - Doesn't care.


TAGS: drunk mouse humor holly9000
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - March 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
HA!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
Your sense of smell must be better than mine.
Hremsfeld - March 6, 2010, 6:09 pm
So *this* is what they mean by "the second mouse gets the cheese..."


Distress -


TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L


I LOVE YOU ALL -


TAGS: 2500
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

silcas - January 30, 2010, 3:58 pm
Grats Cubby!
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 3:12 am
2522 as of now. Yes you passed!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 30, 2010, 12:23 am
Congrats, Cubby! Your legacy is hard to beat.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 11:33 pm
What is Goat? Oh well...
TheTrashHeap - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTG Bilbo! That's at least 5000 breasts!
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm

where have you been? the "no scorpions" sign on the door was for your cousin, not you.
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 8:30 pm
A Cult? Really? Do we get to wear robes and do chants and stuff like that?
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:28 pm

PM, the goat does not merit publicity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:26 pm
Don't get me wrong, TheGoat is a super Timmy......But I'd rather be called Godlike than Royalty, I could finally start my Cult.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

Step down for Cubby. Besides, If you read The Goats comments on last 3 items you can see he is Timmy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:22 pm
"Divinity" is a compliment Rerun.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:18 pm

WTF is your problem? Cubby has set the bar too high for you? Please, if you cannot say anything nice, stay silent
The Goat - January 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
Royalty my ass! More like Motifake Divinity!
ronsart - January 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
Congrats again Cubby!...The King Of Motifake!...well deserved...now get back to work...your turn to do wash dishes tonight.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 6:42 pm
Not bad for a MotiNoob...thanks guys
Airman - January 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
yes he is.. congrats Mr. C
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
Congratulations Cubby. I think I have 1/2 of that total in my favorites ;)
rerun - January 29, 2010, 5:41 pm

Cubby is Motifake Royality
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
WooHoo! Are we having a party by the Big Oak?
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 5:25 pm
2500 L's for you sir. Cheers!
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:18 pm
Congrats Cubby.


HEAVY METAL - Yeah! Yeah! Animated sci-fi epic... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!


TAGS: heavy metal tarna 2000 locnar animated animation movie
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Agreed.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Yer a kind soul, jake. But jalford set the bar so low for himself, he'd need GPR just to find the damn thing.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:34 pm
jalford *may* be improving. Gotta give him points for this one...


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks ass, boe, find a place that kicks more ass then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


THIS... IS! - SCRUMPTIOUS!




SPARTA! - This is it.


TAGS: sparta 300
Rating: 3.26/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Forgot "Blasphemy"
lawldude - November 1, 2008, 10:19 am
_(%)_/


ANOTHER MILESTONE - To Mr.M...THE MODS...and the FORUM...thank you Can you please help me get a life?


TAGS: 3000
Rating: 4.24/5

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rerun - March 11, 2010, 6:20 am

we could, but do you know how sore our fingers would be if we had to reject 3000 posters? Sorry, you must say and create more.
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:37 am
Oh, I forgot to say....CONGRATULATIONS To You SIR. Now get back to working on the next 3000 !! LOL
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:35 am
....and what's wrong with the one you've got now ?? Aren't you satisfied with all those Asian Hotties ??
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Life is a matter of perspective. It would seem your perspective is skewed. ;)
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
You can have a life after the next 3,000.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
It is in our best interest to do everything in our power to prevent you from having a life. And, we have succeeded. 3000L's


007 -




THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


$200 -




1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's


TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


TANNING - Don't knock it 'til you've tried it




MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




SCREWED - What this dog is


TAGS: shark dog holly9000
Rating: 2.33/5

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Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
PERSEVERENCE Always keep your chin up. It may not help much, but it could be the reason your last moments don't go entirely unnoticed by others.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 10:01 pm
Orca gonna get him a scooby snack


KHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! -


TAGS: star trek humor holly9000
Rating: 3.96/5

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DreMagnum - February 2, 2010, 8:13 am
I chuckled so I give it a 4
motifake - February 2, 2010, 8:04 am

This is actually pretty funny. Any posting rule may be broken at mod discretion for funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:33 am
I never said it did.....he didn't get it ...I explained it......still 1L.
culos - February 2, 2010, 7:12 am
Having seen Startrek doesn't make this a very good poster either. It's not even in proper MOTIFAKE format (Caption - no text)and should not have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:04 am
Then you should be ashamed.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:49 am
I haven't seen any star trek ever except for part of the new movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 12:47 am
Then you haven't seen enough Star Trek.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:35 am
I dont get this


GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet




WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




I WAS JUST BROWSING AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH... -




HAL 9000 - Can't escape the Red Ring of Death


TAGS: hal 9000 red ring
Rating: 4.53/5

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phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
good shit lol


K I L I K - Because a "n00b" Tattoo on Your Forehead Would Be Too Subtle


TAGS: kilik soul calibur n00b
Rating: 2.68/5

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Foamy - April 5, 2009, 10:12 pm
If it bleeds, we can KILIK! Errr...sorry!
Mr. Shiny - February 18, 2009, 10:59 pm
So true.


SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

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Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
sexyness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from Assasin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


GREY KNIGHTS - Like Jesus only with swords and guns And the Emperor And Orks


TAGS: warhammer 40000
Rating: 2.63/5
tiobane - March 27, 2009, 3:33 am
real nice ;) but you need to know warhammer^^


WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit over 9000 bricks


TAGS: vegeta dragonballz over 9000 4chan meme
Rating: 2.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
It's a 3 year old poster....
UlyssesArt - November 10, 2011, 9:11 pm
so over the shitting bricks motifakes... get some original stuff happening this site is starting to get pretty repetitive.
HtD - March 2, 2009, 12:36 pm
Combining memes doesn't improve them.
Fail - March 2, 2009, 10:36 am
Fail motifake is failing...
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:22 am
Stop with the shitting bricks!
yon - November 19, 2008, 9:30 am
no...no you'll just fuck up your high tech gadgetry.


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


ANIME - Where Leonidas and Xerxes will be friends forever.


TAGS: 300 anime leonidas xerxes
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by yon

Lieon22 - August 16, 2008, 9:16 pm
I dont want to nitpick but thats manga...anime is actual animation...
Captain Douchebag - August 6, 2008, 1:01 am
Well..That shatters reality for me..
M4 - August 6, 2008, 12:22 am
How "de-motivating".....


FAST GETAWAY CAR - When you're doing the crime, it won't waste your time.




I'M A COYOTE, - Derp Derp Derp




OVER NINE-THOUSAND! - ZOMG!


TAGS: over nine thousand 9000
Rating: 1.56/5
Movie Buff - November 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
Learn your fucking movies. This is a classic. 1.21. He fucking screams it. Jesus.
jay - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
its 1.21 gigawatts
beaux - June 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
1.21 gigawats


COMPUTERS -


TAGS: computers hal 2001
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:09 am
read it again.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:04 am
I don't get it. What does HAL 9000 have to do with handguns and tequila?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:52 am
Aces. 5L
pieman - June 11, 2010, 10:19 am
Mas Tequila. 5 plugged nickles.


MANA-A-MANO -


TAGS: rambo dog mailman next post my 100th
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by suenero

spacedog - November 24, 2010, 8:00 pm
I love it. 5L
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:05 pm
nice
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 12:58 pm
This is perfect, great job. 5L
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:14 am
Well played.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:40 am

This may very well be your best one.....so far.


Mitsubishi 3000gt -


TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by montecarloman

Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!


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GAY NINJA RAVE PARTIES - The space marines will never see it coming!


TAGS: warhammer 40000 40k eldar
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Bdome

ageofreclamation - November 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
oh snap!


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


100TH MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Congrats!
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!


NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.


TAGS: 100 nail clip included
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!


100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time




TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




ETERNITY -


TAGS: chompers tribute n00bs get in the van
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 31, 2010, 1:16 am
You, my friend, need to "get clowned".
Chompers - January 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
Read my sig, never happening makes it feel longer then an eternity.


WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


MADNESS - Persian name of Sparta




LUNG CANCER - "Ah, hell! Ya'll a bunch of pussies! Now, hand me my fifth of vodka!"




DHALSIM - Yoga Fire!


TAGS: street fighter fighter street 300 xerxes dhalsim dhalsam
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Sean

Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 10:53 pm
By the way,YaFR, not to add insult to injury but...Its "you're."
Duh - September 28, 2009, 10:45 pm
Do any websearch moron, its DhalsiM, yah thats an M for Moron
your a fucking retard - June 21, 2009, 3:50 pm
It is DhalsiN and N not a M. Fucking retards.


MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter


TAGS: 10000 years b c hot prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by G4briel

G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was hotter in the caveman genre!


THIS IS SATA!!!!!!!!!! - 300 hundred drives


TAGS: 300 movie
Rating: 2.01/5
jdawb - January 10, 2013, 3:25 pm
Heh, sata is evil... just add the "n"
JimmyBoy - August 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
I'm going to print this out and put in on my wall at work. Right next to my Einstein picture.
lolman - March 25, 2009, 5:47 pm
omg your fucking geek. Im a computer nerd, but to bother to do that... yeah your a fuckn geek. sad, very sad.


T4 - Because AKTION T4 speaks louder then words.


TAGS: action t4 60000 reichsmarks
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by RnR

Haarakkon - November 20, 2008, 11:59 pm
Eugenics. So very popular *worldwide* prior to Hitler. Ironic that the poster is in German since the US and Canada didn't stop the practice until the 60s.
Dalek - September 5, 2008, 2:38 pm
translation: Turn in your retard brother, get a free taco
RnR - September 1, 2008, 12:59 pm
Aktion T4 - look it up :) its about the "humane" solution for retards and the like. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4
pro - September 1, 2008, 11:57 am
Was zum Teufel ist "T4", Volksgenosse RnR???


MY GOD - It's full of stars...


TAGS: 2001 space odyssey kubrick
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by JohnnyChicago

Derek - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
Very long stretched-out stars


Monday with no coffee -


TAGS: 008
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 10:03 pm
Lol, fir5t world problems.


FACEPLANT -


TAGS: topic 1000 nothin but love for the face man
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:21 pm
whew. FATT MATT this is GREAT! Boom Boom Boom 5L
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:42 am
one six pack for the poster Matt Man!! AMSOME!! And makes a FANTASTIC avatar face dude! EPIC AMSOME WIN for all involved!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 4:11 pm
Love it!5 shots for u
Airman - April 23, 2010, 3:39 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:30 pm
brilliant! now we now why he's called Faceplant31. 5L


EDUCATION -


TAGS: 500 crappy posters later
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 am
Heh heh... they never do.


PLEASE... - go on.


TAGS: humor lizard holly9000
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by holly9000

Treehodger - March 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
Oh my God why is this so funny.


THE TRUTH OF THE BATTLE - AT THERMOPYLAE THE SPARTANS HAD SOME HELP




AN AWKWARD MOMENT - You stick in me anything spear-like and this movie will end VERY differently


TAGS: 300
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by wampyre



JOKES -


TAGS: a picture is worth a 1000 words cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 1:22 am
Don't get me started
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Not going where, Cubby? Left or right?


I AM UPSET BY YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL - Deal with it or I'll draw you with a shorter leg too!


TAGS: 0000012
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

MissPriss - April 8, 2016, 1:18 am
better stick man than I could ever muster so UP yours...teehee.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:10 am
your tags suck... anyway, funny poster. ;)
Airman - February 15, 2012, 5:35 pm
nice
holymoly - February 15, 2012, 5:24 pm
original. basic. made me lol. good job


ICEMAN - The arizona heat has finally gotten to him.


TAGS: topic 1000
Rating: 4.15/5

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YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG -


TAGS: daytona 500 week
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 7:33 am

lolz....huge lolz dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 12:51 am
I'm not sure...can we have her stand on a staircase with a vacant look and a few more stretch marks?
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 12:42 am

wasn't she a member here a couple of months back?
tellitlikeitis - March 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
So sad. You could almost fit another breast in between the other two.
rerun - March 1, 2011, 8:18 pm

nausea?
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:12 pm
what's that word I'm looking for?
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 8:03 pm
I wanna go play hide and seek!


CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??


T-600 -




THE MILITARY - Not brainwashing you since 1775


TAGS: military humor holly9000
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by holly9000

TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 1:10 am
Blueberry.
Derek - March 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Should I have expected anything else? Like a reasoned answer?
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:47 pm
Sweet! Anchors aweigh!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:39 pm

his day is coming.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
There's a vote? It's a unanimous opinion... but, to each his own... his place here is to sandbag good motifakes.
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:37 pm
On the previously mentioned anchor.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

I could not be more obtuse if I tried
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Mod vote?
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:34 pm
Que?
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:32 pm

we just shoot the nuts out of the tree.....yet you want apple juice too.
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:31 pm
I smell a MOD vote coming on! Long overdue one, IMO.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:30 pm

great, I need an anchor....mybe some chum as well
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:30 pm
As I said before... he is Sir Signe! Anchor, drag chute, arrestor cable... name it!
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
YES!!!!! YES IT WOULD!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:28 pm

If Derek were a boat anchor would that count as a good contribution?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 9:02 pm
"Snicker" Get your tinfoil hats on boys!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:02 pm
A couple incredible motifakes doesn't excuse fact-bombing dozens and dozens of posters. Just sucking the humor from exaggerated and/or satirical angles on motifakes.
MO - March 5, 2010, 9:00 pm
Well Said Aggy! As usual. I swore I wasn't gonna respond to Derks derks ramblings. I'm trying to think if Derk ever has anything productive to contribute. Nothing comes to mind. Just inane blithering.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:54 pm
STFU.... please.
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:48 pm
Can you be sure? Hijackers (nearly all Saudi) attack the US. For some reason, this precipitates a war on formerly US supported Iraq. If it's not brain-washing, then why do this?
Reason - March 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
Yeah this won't gain you any friends here, even if someone agreed they never would say it here. Half the regulars are ex-military, if you didn't know, if you did, you must be stupid


300 - Bringing inspiration since 2006


TAGS: 300 sparta
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Taek

motinet - November 7, 2010, 4:04 pm

I wonder how many people have taken this exact same picture to date?


SAMUEL L. JACKSON - will be kicking ass, in a galaxy far, far, away


TAGS: 001
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Zomm101



THIS IS NOT SPARTA! - it's more like a combination of halo, madness and greece


TAGS: 300 sparta
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by anton kalinin

Derek - January 25, 2010, 5:28 am
You're quite right Anton, but here we thrive on deluding ourselves much of the time, so don't expect many lions - except from me!


JUST DO IT! - Then poop yourself




Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Obamar00lz

Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it


TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer shit ass car ugly fat big ass wing shitty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite sex, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


10,000 BC -


TAGS: motifake 10 000 bc caveart art
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by kirill

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:36 pm
Dammit steve, I was thinking the same thing. That's about the time motifake started up right?
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 5:02 pm
Hey, it's Rerun!
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 4:46 pm

LOL5....a strong 5 cave lions


I no longer care for normality -


TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


Divorce? -


TAGS: 005
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

pickleviper - August 29, 2013, 5:12 am
Firefly?
EmilioDumphque - August 29, 2013, 1:36 am
She's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock with a customized trigger, double cartridge and thorough gauge! I calls her "Vera".


A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm
Nice


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: tribute to 75000 posters cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
forseti, I see your point.
forseti - October 14, 2010, 7:12 pm
depends on the books... thousands of animes?? no, thx! ;)
rerun - October 14, 2010, 7:02 pm

Hmmmm, a new way to get rid of timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
I would kill to have a library like that.


Cheater -


TAGS: 003
Rating: 4.75/5

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FUTILITY -


TAGS: 300th poster cubby is god
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
Grats RL! keep it up
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:46 pm
Congrates....for 300


TEHOZ -


TAGS: roast a n00b day not gonna babysit this one alien vs predator quote iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

TehOz - March 17, 2011, 1:31 am
LOLZ! fantastic!


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